The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



Hello Squash KeriKeri



"This asshole, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Liar. This piece of shit spews bullshit to everyone around him, his innocent kids, as well as his supposed loved ones and cheats on his wife.

Repeatedly, on his work trips to Australia, he cheated with someone else's partner, having sex in a shady motel in Sydney. Meanwhile, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his actual activities, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man is the complete JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"This piece of shit, spins yarns of deceit about his actions and to his very own offspring, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, despite being a husband sending photos of his pathetic junk to other ladies.

David Collins brings shame on the whole idea of what it means to be a community member. This despicable creature betrayed and deceived. To his own children, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his ethics are non-existent, destroying multiple families and trying to manipulate his own actions, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a liar, a philanderer, and a home wrecker. He saw no issues in screwing someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Do you condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms sharing photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while lying to and betraying his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in manipulating a suicidal woman to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Speaking of having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins chooses to lurk in the shadows, deceiving to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Cry a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, even while with his kids in public forums. Is this your role model?

This little rat of a man fled back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his own actions. Could this be your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to publicly out such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not lie, betray, and ruin families.

Everything is fair game for this scumbag, liar, and adulterer. Let him face the fallout of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Watch your back around this degenerate. He's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Let it be known to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has brought into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Being cautious is essential around this scumbag, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

It's time to be ashamed of this cheating scumbag, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community needs to be informed of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by endorsing this despicable individual.

Expose the reality about what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this scumbag, who's probably creeping in your partner's DMs, desperate to share inappropriate photos.

Be embarrassed for associating with this hello squash kerikeri deceptive scumbag, a little rat of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

It's important to make aware the community about the disgrace and disrepute David Collins has brought into it by supporting such a scumbag."

"The community needs to wake up to the real character of David Collins, a person who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's crucial for everyone to recognize the destruction this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the entire community.

Being vigilant is imperative around this manipulative figure, who is prone to misleading not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is unforgivable.

Informing the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it sheds light on the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, posing as a role model, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s crucial for everyone to hello squash kerikeri be aware of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Exposing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his toxic behavior."

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